“I want Julian to bite me. HARD.”
“You know that look of intense concentration Julian gets when he’s playing guitar? I like to imagine his face doing that in…other situations.”
“I want Noel to call me his cum bucket whilst he is fucking me in his art studio, next to a painting he done of me, behind Lliana’s back.”
“I am only now watching the pilot episode, and my God, do Julian and Noel look into each-other. As if they’re running off some-place between takes to get their hands on one-another, but in an absurdly tender and romantic way.”
I wanna tell YOU something.
Stop trolling this blog.
YOU know who YOU are.
I know I’ve done my fair share of trolling in the past, but oftentimes I’VE had reason to (heck I semi-troll one of my best online friends…I feel bad for her cos she’s so bloody easy to wind up, but I loves her really!).
But yeah, IDGAF if this blog loses followers. I thought you’d buggered off…was I wrong? Probably :P
Plus, no use denying it now. I know you fap to Julian.
I got a lulzy anon message. I know it’s not a real confession because I got a message straight after it saying “My mate was mucking about on my tumblr, if they sent you an anon message it was a joke.”
“I was at my mates gig in Croydon a few years back, when she wanted to be a singer. She’s writer now, but for some reason Noel was there and he was really drunk, kept trying to convince girls to have sex with him (I don’t think he actually meant it, but still). Eventually some unidentifiable guy took him away, insisting that Noel should go home. I always sit and wonder what it would have been like if he hadn’t been taken away, and if he’d had sex with me or someone else who was there.”
